Origami #6

This is a twatting lovely little sweets box that looks really fucking shit in photos. It's made from the finest washi paper with little gold highlights and is really fucking beautiful but I couldn't make it look nice in a cunting photo which is extremely fucking sadness inducing.

Modular Origami #30

So I invented this new fucking unit while sat on the train as fucking usual. This origami paper is Ukrainian which is a bit fucking mental and ruins all the cunting stereotypes!

Modular Origami #29

I had this fucking idea for an amazing new sonobe on a choo choo fucking train. Here it is looking full of colours and twatsucking amazement!

Nail Art #13

Here are the rolling hills of fucking Derbyshire, the place I was born and reside and then paint on my twatfaced nails. To hide the green fucking scales beneath.

Modular Origami #28

Where the fuck have I been I hear you all thinking? Well the answer is in a cunting cave with some cunting bears hiding from the fact that this ball is really old and has been trodden on a hundred fucking times.

Modular Origami #27

Now then, this is the thing I have made the biggest fucking mess of ever ever ever. It was going to be a cube made up of fucking squares but I didn't read the fucking measurements properly so now it's a glorified paper chain, cuntwhoops!

Modular Origami #26

No fucking idea what to call this because it isn't a ball. It's a fucking thing. Live with it you fannybasher.

Nail Art #12

So I went to the fucking Olympics and watched lots of bloody people hit each other and lift stuff and all that shit so I painted my nails like all the fucking flags of all the countries I fucking saw. HAPPY.

Modular Origami #25

I made this ball for a very fucking special friend's birthday. If you really love someone give them FUCKING FOLDED PAPER oh yeah.

Nail Art #11

These look fucking shit because this phot was taken a week after I did them and also I fucking knocked them all before they fucking dried. WHOOPS. Got to get your five cunting fruits a day!

Modular Origami #24

Not sure what the fucking fuck to call this because it's not a ball, it's a sort of flat sided sphere, all another of my amazing designs that blow your fucking mind.

Modular Origami #23

Look at all these planes intersect like a motherfucking different universe. I may have posted this thing be-fucking-fore but I only glued it recently because it bloody loves being in pieces!

Modular Origami #22

So this is like a fucking thing, no idea how the fuck to convey what the fucking fuck this is. It has holes and mysterious bits and it looks like the number eight from most directings apart from the fucking bottom where it's a fucking square.

Modular Origami #21

A ball that looks like a lot of fucking vaginas. Enough said.

Modular Origami #20

I made this fucking ball on a fucking train, had to take a picture then because I had to put it in my suitcase where it got totally fucking squashed, it's now more of a bloody plate than a fucking ball. It's supposed to look like roses but I am not completely cunting convinced...

Nail Art #10

So this fucking week my nails have the whole solar system on them, fuck yeah. These photos are shit and they look really cool in real life and I forgot to include my right thumb so you'll never fucking know what the asteroid belt looks like, whoops cuntlickers.

Nail Art #9

So I've been feeling a bit fucking rotten and I'd give my fucking right arm to be on a nice beach so I made me a beach on my bloody. I win again!

Modular Origami #19

I made this one for my lovely gran and she keeps it on the windowsill which is why it's so fucking faded. She hits people if they try to touch it so fucking beware!

Modular Origami #18

I am a fucking huge fan of this ball, I like it really cunting much. It's my own design and everything, put that in your cake and smoke it, losers.

Modular Origami #17

OH LOOK, it's the same fucking ball as the last post but in different bloody colours. I really fucking like this one, woohoo!