Modular Origami #14

So here we have four big twatting interlocking shapes. I made a fucking mess of assembling it so there are fuckloads of creases, hence the panning out of the already shitty photo.

Origami Jewelry #6

These earrings are just like loads of other fucking earrings I've made except they're really cunting small. Like the size of a fucking t rex brain or some shit, whatever.

Origami #5

Some fucking badges I made for a meeting of very important fucking people. The people weren't actually fucking though, just to clarify, you bloody perv. I only partake in really fucking moral pastimes.

Modular Origami #13

Just some intersecting planes stuff to fuck with your fucking mind. Please try and ignore the fact it's falling to bloody pieces as always, this is the first time I've done this fucking model, give me a fucking break!

Nail Art #3

I really couldn't be arsed to draw anything pretty so I just drew fucking lines on my nails this week. I also forgot to take a photo before they got all fucking chipped but whatever, fuck you.

Origami Jewelry #5

Another pair of fucking earrings, again for a friend as a surprise. I've just fucking ruined all the bloody surprises. If you're my friend then you can request me to make some of these for you because I'm such a nice little shit :)

Origami Jewelry #4

Some earrings that I've made for one of my friends. I hope they don't see them and ruin the fucking surprise!

Modular Origami #12

It's a star. Because I'm a fucking star, alright? Getting pretty sick of this bloody sonobe unit, time to move onto new ones now metwattingthinks.

Modular Origami #11

It's a ball that's a third bamboo, a third cherry blossom and a third shit.A lot like another fucking ball I did but with the segments rearranged to blow your great big fucking mind.

Moldular Origami #10

Little fucking thing made with leftovers of other fucking things. Basically it's a reject ball so give it pity. It's even falling to pieces because it's so amazingly shit. I might use is as kindling.

Modular Origami #9

So this is like a big thing. As you can see it's falling to bloody pieces because I'm too much of a lazy arse to fucking glue it. But I will. Just be patient for fuck's sake.

Modular Origami #8

Another one that's been rolling around on my fucking floor for months. Made it when I was bored in hospital one day. It's made from fucking lined paper, look at me recycle like a friend of the fucking Earth.

Modular Origami #7

It's a fucking ball, bigger than the others because I had more time to fucking waste.

Origami Jewelry #3

More earrings. These ones are for me. Me me me so fucking you I am.

Modular Origami #6

Horrendous photo. Ball is alright.

Modular Origami #5

Another ball. It looks a bit fucking crap because it's another one that's been trodden on about 100 times. That's all.

Modular Origami #4

This post has two pictures because I'm fucking amazing and whatever. This ball looks a bit scruffy because firstly I made it years ago and it's been rolling around my bedroom floor ever since and secondly because rabbits don't have showers.

Other #1

Moustache shoes. Obviously I didn't make the actual shoes because I'm not some fucking shoe making genius. Another thing I made for a friend, moustaches really aren't for me, so much as a hint of stubble gives me the bloody nadges!

Modular Origami #3

Ball. Fucking stripy ball. Stripes, ball, what more do you need?

Origami Jewelry #2

Necklace made from paper and prettiness and all that bullshit. I really like this one. So there.

Nail Art #2

Ladybird nails. This idea was stolen and they're a bit shit so I don't realy know why the fuck I've put them on here. Now though I have 24 colours of nail pen so I draw whatever the fuck I like on my nails and don't have to steal ideas anymore so I fucking win.

Modular Origami #2

Another ball, this time in traditional kimono prints. I think. I can't bloody remember, old age and shit.

Modular Origami #1

Crazy ball, my own design. It's a ball, what the fuck else is there to say?

Origami #4

Why give someone flowers when flowers just die? Give them paper instead. Everyone fucking loves receiving paper. Another of my own designs, sorry for the shit photo, Bridlington doesn't get much sun.

Origami Jewelry #1

Some earrings I made for a friend. One of the first pairs of earrings I attempted. These are totally my own design because I am good at folding shit.

Nail Art #1

Inverted Jenny nails. I collect stamps because I'm cool so I thought I'd combine being a 21 year old girl and liking nail varnish (fumes) on the outside and being a 60 year old man and liking philately on the inside. But on the ouside. I don't even fucking know, it's 1AM, get lost.

Origami #3

Made fuckloads of these Christmas decorations, gave them to people instead of cards because I'm an old miser. I actually made them far better and with googly eyes and shit but they're all long gone and I just found this lonely reindeer down the back of the sofa so whatever.

Origami #2

A whale sweets holder I made for someone. He's a whale. He brings sweets. Live with it.

Origami #1

Here's some hearts I made for Valentine's day to give to various people. The people liked them or were slightly creeped out, either of which suits me fine.