Nail Art #9

So I've been feeling a bit fucking rotten and I'd give my fucking right arm to be on a nice beach so I made me a beach on my bloody. I win again!

Modular Origami #19

I made this one for my lovely gran and she keeps it on the windowsill which is why it's so fucking faded. She hits people if they try to touch it so fucking beware!

Modular Origami #18

I am a fucking huge fan of this ball, I like it really cunting much. It's my own design and everything, put that in your cake and smoke it, losers.

Modular Origami #17

OH LOOK, it's the same fucking ball as the last post but in different bloody colours. I really fucking like this one, woohoo!

Modular Origami #16

Dark fucking green and light fucking green and pastel fucking yellow and bright fucking yellow. And grey. And white. Yeah, it's a ball.

Nail Art #8

Watermelons are the most bloody amazing fruit in the fucking universe and if anyone questions that then I'll make their fucking innards fucking outards so there.

Nail Art #7

Just nails like a fucking fruit bowl. I get them so fucking fruity with these weird canes like fucking rock from the fucking seaside that you cunting slice into cunting slices and stick them fucking everywhere, especially up your fucking arse.

Nail Art #6

More band themed fucking nails for you, going to see this fucking amazing lot next week, OH YEAH I AM THE FUCKING QUEEN OF THE CUNTING WORLD :D

Nail Art #5

More preparation for the international fucking postcards lovers fucking meetup, fucking postcard nails, my life is the fucking best!

Modular Origmi #15

This went really fucking wrong, please don't fucking look at it you wankface.

Nail Art #4

Here's some more fucking nails I did. As usual they looked loads fucking better than this but I bloody well forgot to take a photo. The symbol is for one of my tippety top bands who I went to see play, fuck yeah.